Polly Pockets

OK. So I have taken a lot of slack both on and off my blog about the Polly Pocket accessories. For those of you otherwise inexperienced in the world of Polly, let me explain. Polly Pockets are little dolls roughly the size of a peanut and their accessories are invisible to the naked eye. However, they are magnetically attracted to bare feet. If you should happen to walk across a surface in which Pollys have been played with you are a braver person than me. I have taken to just vacuuming the carpet when the girls are done playing. The worst part of Polly is the fact that her shoes are about 2-3 centimeters shorter than her feet. This is complicated by the aforementioned fact that they are also invisible to the naked eye. There is nothing worse than your little daughter coming up to you with the expectation that you can do anything in the whole world and then not being able to put Polly's #$%^&* shoe on. In many a maniacal attempt to shoe Polly I have accidently catapulted the shoe off of Polly's foot and across the room. Basically I have no idea where Polly's accesories are going to turn up. So no I did not purposely put Polly's accessories anywhere. Seriously people, this is a family blog!!!!!!